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A native of Long Island, New York, Pete Young first grew cannabis on the roof of a friend's apartment building when he was fifteen years of age.

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Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Life was simple for Dan Savage, unencumbered by dreams or ambition. He got by just fine, content in his little pocket of the world. He had no desire to step outside of what he knew, or broaden his horizons, or fucking — grow.

He had no desire to, but as is often the case, desire frequently plays little role in the trajectory of life. Forced from his home, a comedy of misfortune follows Dan as he attempts to navigate his new life with a busted moral compass. Get A Copy. Paperback , pages. Published December 12th by Scrambled Head Publishing.

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More filters. Sort order. Jan 03, Tessa Pollock rated it it was amazing. What a ride! I read this in 2 days flat. Looking forward to more from Pete Young. Very much enjoyed this book! Apr 13, Blue rated it it was amazing. Holy shit. How to Fuck a Cantaloupe was like going one a road trip across the country with your friends absolutely blind drunk. It will be wild, inappropriate and a hell of a lot of fun. Did I just read that?

Yes you did and fuck Holy shit. Yes you did and fuck it was brilliant. I had literally no idea what expect when I started reading this book, with what some would call an odd title. But in this particular case the title of the book gives you an insight to what the crazy hell is about to happen.

Dan believes that if you do a few good deeds every now and then you even out the scale of the horrible shit you have done. Along the journey you see Dan make one bad choice after another which ultimately changes his course in life in a twisted, brutal and funny as all fuck tale.

There is no overuse of describing words, Young keeps it short and sweet and drives his main interest on the story at hand which is what a lot of writers should be doing. Literally the humour was everything. No joke. I was killing myself laughing at some of the phrases and insults that were used in the story which really narrows in on how aussie actually speak. I know small thing but you always get this yanky writers thinking that their one day stopover in Sydney gives them the right of passage to understand how we speak and what our slang is and the only thing they achieve is an eye roll from aussies.

But Young understands how aussie communicate, might be because his an aussie himself or might be because he understands that the aussie language is seriously unique. Actually this whole book is bold, brutal and hilarious. This is one aussie author I highly recommend and I cannot wait to see what Young writes next.

Mar 09, Shandashans rated it it was amazing. Laugh out loud hilarious. Could not put it down, read it in a day. If you are ever feeling shitty and life is giving you lemons, fuck this cantaloupe.

You will not be disappointed. Apr 10, Matthew Violi rated it it was amazing. This book surprised me. At first I started reading and was met with the funniest meta introduction, then sealed my confidence in Pete Youngs writing when the most hilarious description of getting water thrown on someone appears.

At first you might question, what has all this got to do with a cantaloupe? I thought I was going to learn something!?! Tha This book surprised me. That something is a cantaloupe smashed on it. After the cantaloupe scene the pace of the book picks up, increasingly, as if a cantaloupe got stuck under your break pad while driving dont cantaloupe and drive in a crescendo of fuckedness, hilarity and humiliation the third act kicks in just as you get exhausted of the pace.

Not a story for the faint hearted or those who are shy of swearing , but that should be easy to pick from the title. Dan Savage is the arsehole nextdoor who you know you should hate but can't help but feel sorry for A fresh summer read, full of 'Australianisms', anyone who has lived in Victoria will find themselves very much at home in this book.

An excellent birthday gift for Grandma jokes. Overall 4 and a half stars, but since goodreads won't oblige have rounde Not a story for the faint hearted or those who are shy of swearing , but that should be easy to pick from the title.

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I wasn't too sure what to expect when I opened this book. Upon reading I was met with the perfect blend of wit, cheer, emotion, twists and the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. I finished this bad boy in couple of days as I couldn't put it down.

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Bloody funny and even a tad sad, this book was awesome, I'm not much of a reader but this I couldn't put down.

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